The Deal Is!

President Boll Weevil has pledged to partner with his fellow Muslim brothers and further degrade the power of the US dollar, by sharing technological information and business information, in what he calls “an exchange” program. In this, we exchange our jobs and money for goods and services which will come from Arabia. What’s next on [...]

From the Stupid Criminal of the Week Department: An attempted bank job unfolded Tuesday afternoon at a branch of the People’s Bank in Fairfield, CT. Authorities said a bank employee received a phone call from a person demanding that $100,000 in large bills be gathered, or there would be a “blood bath” if the orders were [...]