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Boll Weevil Forges Ties With Muslims

President Boll Weevil has pledged to partner with his fellow Muslim brothers and further degrade the power of the US dollar, by sharing technological information and business information, in what he calls “an exchange” program. In this, we exchange our jobs and money for goods and services which will come from Arabia. What’s next on [...]

Debate Over National Security

If you’re a big CNN fiend like myself, you know that President Obama and former Vice-President Cheney have been taking potty shots at each other over who’s right and who’s stupid when it comes to deciding how to prevent terrorists from entering the U.S. with bombs in their underwear. I’m concerned that both men have [...]