So with a busy life who wouldn’t buy into that commercial, “Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…everyday.” You know the one, the commercial that is put out by the makers of the Nuva Ring. The wonder drug for women when it comes to contraception. So, in my mid thirties with two school age kids and a full [...]
Hey! Guess what time of the year it is! If you guessed it’s time to start Holiday shopping cause the religious holidays are just 5 friggin months away, you’re damn right! It’s also….. <drum roll please>….. POP BANG POP BANG KABOOM, OW MY F*CKING HAND IS ON FIRE! Yes, it’s Independence Day weekend. It’s too [...]
From sunny weekends in February to snowy days in March, this global warming nightmare wreaks havoc on the usually predictable Pacific Northwest weather pattern! addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedealis.com%2F2010%2F03%2F14%2Fglobal-warming-creates-weird-weather-patterns%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Global+Warming+Creates+Weird+Weather+Patterns’; addthis_pub = ”;
My visit to the dentist today was a real eye opener. A mind-expanding experience, if you will. You see, I always like the nitrous before the shots are administered, in order to relax. Lately, I have experienced a sense of anxiety when breathing the nitrous. But, today, I had thoughts of what I can only [...]
The Obama Administration’s Devo-Evo “Whip it good” radically left-of-center-left team met with a group of bald-headed, center-of-right-center oriented scientists in Copenhaaaaaaagen Denmark this past weekend and discussed plans to ban The Bible and force all citizens of countries located east of North Dakota to accept evolution over creationism. Several scientists were interviewed for QZVX TV: [...]
