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Boll Weevil Forges Ties With Muslims

President Boll Weevil has pledged to partner with his fellow Muslim brothers and further degrade the power of the US dollar, by sharing technological information and business information, in what he calls “an exchange” program. In this, we exchange our jobs and money for goods and services which will come from Arabia.
What’s next on his [...]

Lincoln-Kennedy-Obama Coincidences

Though I wouldn’t usually compare Barack Obama to any great President, in these instances, I have to say there are eerie similarities.
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846, Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946, when Barack Obama was elected President, he was 46.
Lincoln & Kennedy were directly concerned with Civil Rights. Barack Obama is [...]

Obama Team Discusses Evolution In Denmark

The Obama Administration’s Devo-Evo “Whip it good” radically left-of-center-left team met with a group of bald-headed, center-of-right-center oriented scientists in Copenhaaaaaaagen Denmark this past weekend and discussed plans to ban The Bible and force all citizens of countries located east of North Dakota to accept evolution over creationism. Several scientists were interviewed for QZVX TV:
Obama [...]

Karl Rove Reads My Tweets

It is surprising that so many celebrities and public figures are accessible through a simple online message service like Twitter. If you are a fan, Ashton Kutcher is just a tweet away. Last night, I started following Elizabeth Taylor (Dame Elizabeth Taylor). Under any other circumstances, it would be considered “stalking” to say that I [...]

Health Care Reform-Proof That No One’s Running The Show!

I went to the Obama’s home website at www.whitehouse.gov yesterday; hoping to voice my opinion via email that President Obama and his lost-cause administration not only have a lousy plan for health care reform, they also are hiding the details from guys and gals like you and me. Now understand me here: I voted for [...]

Look For Another Spike In Foreclosures In Coming Months

Proper journalism rules designate that unless you’re reporting on the Watergate break-in, you’re supposed to provide references to your source or sources of information. I can’t in this case because the lady who gave me this information is trying to get me (credit trashed me) a mortgage and I don’t want her coming over and [...]