I’m so old fashioned. Or as they say, “I’m so 10 years ago.”
I don’t visit coffee places much. I still don’t understand them and they actually scare me. What do you call them anyway? Coffee places? Coffee shops? Porn shops?
Most of what you would consider my mental and emotional makeup was formed when I was [...]
Hey! Guess what time of the year it is! If you guessed it’s time to start Holiday shopping cause the religious holidays are just 5 friggin months away, you’re damn right!
It’s also….. <drum roll please>….. POP BANG POP BANG KABOOM, OW MY F*CKING HAND IS ON FIRE! Yes, it’s Independence Day weekend.
It’s too bad, so [...]
Here are a couple games you can play next time you and a partner are driving around town. The first: start keeping track of the different diseases for which people have ribbons stuck on the back of their car. Cancer, fibromyalgia, cervical dysplacia… there are a million of them.
The other game: slug your partner in [...]
President Boll Weevil has pledged to partner with his fellow Muslim brothers and further degrade the power of the US dollar, by sharing technological information and business information, in what he calls “an exchange” program. In this, we exchange our jobs and money for goods and services which will come from Arabia.
What’s next on his [...]
I thought today about last week and weight loss and how I am not making much headway. I decided to redo some research. I already had this knowledge but I do not EVER use it so I forgot it. Basically, I figured I “try” to eat less but I still either stay the same weight [...]
The driver that stops in the middle of traffic to let arterial lanes enter into traffic. This can be from side streets or entering from shopping areas, convenience stores etc. NO, KEEP TRAFFIC MOVING, YOU F**KING MORONS!! I shout, as I honk my car horn. I hate these ass wipes and I let them know [...]
