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Who Lives In Your Neighborhood?

  JEREMY J. LINTHICUM Age: 32. Description: 5 feet 7, 210 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. Where registered to live: 7600 block of South Montgomery Street in Tacoma. Criminal history: Convicted in 1993 of two counts of first-degree child rape in Pierce County after he sexually assaulted two sisters. Sex offender treatment: Did [...]

You’ll Say, WOW!

Has the career of pitchman Vince Shlomi bounced back? I flipped on the digital HD television this morning and there he was, hawking the Slap Chop. It chops veggies as easily as a John slaps a hooker who is biting into his schlong. Vince uglied up the skank a bit during the altercation earlier this [...]

University Place the next Gary, Indiana?

University Place is becoming more ghetto-like as apartments and lower cost rents allow the influx of riff-raff. With this will come deterioration of neighborhoods and an increase in crime.  TODAY IN GARY, INDIANA – A 26-year-old convenience store clerk was shot and killed in broad daylight in Gary, Ind., and police say witnesses stood by [...]

Conduct Unbecoming An Officer

I brought this to the attention of the police sargeant on duty today at the Fircrest, WA. police department, but he did not care to take my word for this. I was not there, my daughter was involved. Being involved in a fender bender is a tense moment, as it is, without further friction from [...]

OJ gets at least 15 in the slammer

[MOOD: pleased] For more than 13 years, he has been widely regarded as the man who got away with murder. But this morning, O.J. Simpson was punished for other crimes: last year’s kidnapping and armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at Palace Station. After hearing a statement of remorse from Simpson, whose voice quavered [...]

Identity theft brings light sentence

[MOOD: vengeful] A Pierce County judge today sentenced a Tacoma man convicted of helping his girlfriend steal credit card numbers from patrons of a downtown restaurant to four years, six months in prison. His defense attorney cried foul! The defense attorney and family protested the sentence handed down by Superior Court Judge John Hickman, saying [...]