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Boll Weevil Forges Ties With Muslims

President Boll Weevil has pledged to partner with his fellow Muslim brothers and further degrade the power of the US dollar, by sharing technological information and business information, in what he calls “an exchange” program. In this, we exchange our jobs and money for goods and services which will come from Arabia.
What’s next on his [...]

Dish Network Disaster

Whatever Media provider you choose, do not, I repeat, do not use Dish Network.  I started with them about 1 year ago.  I have had nothing but issues ever since.  They announced in December of 2009 that they had more than 14 million customers.  I also learned upon researching Dish Network and it’s executives for [...]

Bank Robbery - Phoning It In

From the Stupid Criminal of the Week Department: An attempted bank job unfolded Tuesday afternoon at a branch of the People’s Bank in Fairfield, CT. Authorities said a bank employee received a phone call from a person demanding that $100,000 in large bills be gathered, or there would be a “blood bath” if the orders were [...]

Rebels Without A Cause

Teen thugs appear in the landscape in neighborhoods and throughout all generations. In the 50s and 60s they were immortalized in film. James Dean and Marlon Brando. It was cool to be like those macho dudes. In reality, James Dean was a sad little gay man who slept with motion picture producers that might have helped [...]

The Web - Can’t Live Without It

I tried to do without, but I have to have my World Wide Web. In fact, these days, most people agree, the Internet is more important than the old media — like TV.
 “For the first time more people would choose to eliminate television from their lives than the Internet, if they were forced to choose.” [...]

Smarties-Not So Smartie

When your in a 5th grade class with 6 and 7th graders around, you’re in for a lot. Not only that, you can get in so many fights with other 5th graders if you’re not careful.  The last thing us kids need to worry about is huffing candy.  There have been some kids at my school Drum Intermediate [...]