It’s No Wonder Terrorists Think We’re Stupid
Posted by Johnny Porknbeans Jan.16, 2010 in
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The infomercial world has gone to the…. The pit of hell, I guess. I haven’t seen this product on local TV, but I saw it lambasted on a FOX TV news show. Half way through the infomercial, my brain exploded.
Announcing The Hawaii Chair. I just can’t describe it. You sit your butt on it and it sort of spins around and you’re supposed to lose weight while you look like a dumbass. If you buy it, I’ll slap you silly.
View The Dumbass Hawaii Chair Video
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January 16th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Hawaii Chair $395.95
Hoveround Scooter $1975.00
The cost to have the Hawaii Chair seat mechanism placed on the Hoveround Scooter $300
For a mere 2670.95 plus shipping charges, I was able to order online, have it delivered and combine the best of both the units together for a Scooter that actually allows me to exercise while I cruise the aisles of Fred Meyer’s. And, if I fall off the scooter while swiveling on the Hawaii chair seat, a cord attached to my belt, pulls an alarm switch on the handlebars of the scooter, and the OnStar help desk is notified immediately to send an aid car and police.
OnStar service charges extra***