The 911 tapes will be released Sunday, but the National Enquirer story of his extramarital affair was no doubt the cause of this incident. His dalliance with some nasty cocktail “hostess” had Tiger running out of the house at 2:20 in the morning, followed close behind by his beautiful wife, golf club in hand.

I think we will find that she didn’t smash the rear window of his vehicle in order to save his life, and the injuries to his mouth could have been from the club she swung as well. I wonder if it damaged that million dollar smile of his.

Drugs and alcohol may not have been involved in this accident, but the marriage of Tiger Woods is almost certainly over, if not now, soon. His millions will be divvied up, the wife getting a lion’s share [sorry Tiger] of the funds.

Or, she will forgive him, staying for the millions more he will earn in his lifetime. I think that scenario is doubtful.

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