There’s a New Holiday!
I don’t know if you’ve heard and you probably haven’t but there’s a new holiday coming up. You may not have heard of it cause I am just now making it up. It’s called “Honk For It America!” That’s right, “IT.” Whatever, it is that you believe in or are fighting for-when your clock strikes 6pm this Sunday November 28th “Honk For It!” Set off your car alarm or just sit in your car honking the horn, this holiday lasts for exactly one minute so don’t miss out! Tell everyone you know to participate. We may all be honking for different reasons, but hey, we’ll all be united anyway and that will be cool. I will set my alarm off in my driveway. After you “Honk For It” feel free to come back and blog about what it was that you honked for. It could be world peace, it could be lower prices on Christmas gifts, it could be less crowded gas pump lines, it could be a better future for your children’s children that you are hoping for, whatever it is, ending the war, starting another, supporting a different one, hating daylight savings time, loving it, wishing your mother-in law would move out, wishing you could afford to move out of your mother-in law’s basement, for hamsters, gerbils, dogs, PETA, women’s lib, anti-gay, post gay, pre-op tranvestite, I don’t care, just honk. I think it would be cool to see how many of us can hear each other honking! Don’t you?
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November 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I will be honking for my post-gay mother in law who was born in the wrong body to stay in her basement and eat organic gerbils.
Let’s just make sure people don’t thinnk this is “Honky’s for America.” That might give the wrong idea.
November 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I will be honking in honor of Tiger Woods’ wife who, upon hearing that he DID have an affair with a cocktail waitress, kicked his butt out of the house and came after him with a golf club, bashing out his rear window and hitting him in the mouth…betcha a dollar. The 911 tapes will be released Sunday and the National Enquirer had the story of the affair two days ago.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I honked!
January 11th, 2012 at 6:31 am
If I were a Tenaege Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I’d say “Kowabunga, dude!”