My daughter called me as she was driving across the Narrows Bridge on her way to Gig Harbor. “Dad, have you seen the moon tonight? It is WEIRD! Something is wrong with it!”

I went out to look. According to tycho.usno.navy.mil/ the phase of the moon should have looked like the picture on the left. What we saw was the photo you see on the right.

WTF!?? The freakin’ moon! What is going on? I figured it was Obama and the whole One World Government coming together and changing everything, while most of the USA was sleeping. It was 9:45 PM. I was wide awake. My daughter alerted me to what was going on. Nothing on the TV about it, nothing on the radio. Figures, the media is totally on Obama’s side. The media won’t let the cat out of the bag.

I snapped 4 pictures of this once lovely, shining nighttime wonder that we called THE MOON. Now, this was all that was left after Obama and his kind desecrated…the freakin’ moon! Look - that is freakin’ insane, man! Oh, the humanity!!!

Then, as I was typing this blog to alert any remaining humans on the planet that might read this before we were all wiped out, my daughter called back.

“Dad, it’s cool, it was a really dark cloud covering the moon. It was so dark, That was weird, huh?”

The transmission was poor and the call dropped. The signal was cut, my phone only had one stinkin’ bar left on it. I crawled out from under my desk. To finish this blog.

Standing by in case there is another crisis - Keeping YOU informed.

This is Duke Stern reporting.

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