There were two guys running for City office recently, both were named Grant. The name Grant  creeps me out. I wouldn’t vote for either one of them. Nothing in particular, just a stigma that goes with names. I think it is a rather pretentious name. Just as my belief that anyone named Brenda is overweight and that anyone named Carla is trashy.

Another name that creeps me out is Bradford. I knew a kid named Bradford. I had a bad feeling about the kid and his family. His father seemed like a bad guy, for some reason. I just had a premonition that he and his entire family were bad news.  The opinion was based mostly on how they reacted in group situations, and the fact that both seemed to have anger issues. As for “Bradford”, what is with that name? Brad, is not good enough. It has to be BRAD-FORD. It is rather pompous, to say the least.

It turns out, years later, we found that the father and “Bradford”, were molesting the other family members. In fact, Bradford molested his own children. I knew there was something creepy about that group.

I’m a pretty good judge of character, I can spot a loser on first meeting. Maybe you think that judging people by their name is a bad thing. I’ll tell you up front, if your last name is hyphenated, you are self-centered. Let’s start with that. One last name is not sufficient for you? You have identity issues. Married women should take their husband’s last name. Men with hyphenated last names, really need to seek therapy.

Some people think that red-headed people have bad tempers. I concur. We won’t get into racial issues here, but red-headed Muslims are ticking time bombs.

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