“Not only are these fireworks illegal, they were very, very expensive.”

“Turn the lights off, you’re wasting elektrikitty”

“Mom, don’t worry about me staying home this summer, I’m going to self educate on the computer.”

“Kid #1-”Are you gonna smoke when you grow up?”

Kid #2-”No.”

Kid #1-”Are you gonna drink when you grow up?”

Kid #2-”No.”

Kid #1-”Are you gonna climb trees when you grow up?”

Kid #2-”Yeah!”

“My Dad is richer than yours, he makes like $2000.00 a day.”

“Um, excuse me, I didn’t throw rocks on your property, like they said, can I still come over?”

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