If you’re a big CNN fiend like myself, you know that President Obama and former Vice-President Cheney have been taking potty shots at each other over who’s right and who’s stupid when it comes to deciding how to prevent terrorists from entering the U.S. with bombs in their underwear. I’m concerned that both men have a bolt loose upstairs so I did some calling around and got some other opinions:

Bob Barker (former game show host): “We should be responsible pet owners and have detainees at Guantanamo spayed or neutered.”

Former President Jimmy Carter: “If we all can get a satisfactory U.S. healhcare program, we can all take medication and the whole thing will just go away.”

Famous former Seattle DJ Pat O’Day: “Give us just ten days at Shick Shadle Hospital and we’ll give them their lives back.”

Debbie Klosowski, City of University Place Councilmember: “Build a petting zoo adjacent to the Chambers Bay Golf Course to house them in.”

Dave Wanaple, employee at Fred Meyer’s in University Place: “Make them all go work at Albertson’s up the street on Bridgeport.”

Lassie the Dog (the current Lassie): “Go get Timmy.”

I like Lassie’s suggestion best. Good girl, Lassie!

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